Hey, Loser

On Candy before our first count, October 6, 20265 episodes · 5:18Dialogue heat 1/5

Rose, the campus star, treats her devoted roommate like staff until the day he looks twice.

Rose knows everybody on campus and wants everybody to know it. At home she keeps one very convenient fixture: a bookish roommate who fixes things, never argues and rarely leaves his room. She teases him for sport, rewards him just often enough to keep him hooked, and enjoys every second. Episode one plays free if you want to see how the game starts. The tone is cheeky and cruel in equal parts, with a cuckold streak underneath.